I'm the one without fur

I'm the one without fur

I’m a writer, artist, and certified plant-killer. I love the ocean, despise cheese, and have an overarching mission in life to pet all the dogs I possibly can. Let’s talk it out. I promise not to puke on you.

Life's short and so am I

When I was 5, I threw up during sharing time, surrounded by my entire preschool class. My mom was summoned, and I was promptly taken home. I’m sure I traumatized many a toddler that day. I don’t remember. But what I do remember is this: sobbing with a fervor hitherto undreamt of after being told that no, I couldn’t go to the library just because I left school early, I had to go home and rest.

Vomit. Not the most glamorous start to a story, but the rest of the journey is blessedly puke-free (and stays that way, I hope).

bay area, ca

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When I was 5, I threw up during sharing time, surrounded by my entire preschool class. My mom was summoned, and I was promptly taken home. I’m sure I traumatized many a toddler that day. I don’t remember. But what I do remember is this: sobbing with a fervor hitherto undreamt of after being told that no, I couldn’t go to the library just because I left school early, I had to go home and rest.

Vomit. Not the most glamorous start to a story, but the rest of the journey is blessedly puke-free (and stays that way, I hope).

Life's short and so am I

I’m a writer, artist, and certified plant-killer. I love the ocean, despise cheese, and have an overarching mission in life to pet all the dogs I possibly can. Let’s talk it out. I promise not to puke on you.

bay area, ca

email me